Penn Beta Website User Agreement
Terms and Conditions
- You agree not to stare at this page for more than 35 consective
hours.
- You agree that the chicken came way before the egg.
- You agree that comparing apples and oranges is never a waste
of time.
- You realize that this particular link is has no purpose whatsoever.
- You agree to everything... and then some.
- Why are you reading this?
- You know that your mother's daughter's cousin's friend who
rode the bus with some guy named Jack, is tall.
- Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe it's not.
- Hurgen mataba lechtenspeil. (translate this for fun)
- You understand that every time you violate any of these terms,
a blue mooma will be slaughtered.
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